Crit-a-Cola
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| Basic Information | |
| Used by: | Scout |
| Slot: | Secondary |
| Released: | April 28, 2010 Patch |
| Availability: | Drop, Craft, Purchase, Uncrate #3, Uncrate #75 (Strange) or Chemistry Set (Collector's) |
| Tradable: | Yes |
| Giftable: | Yes |
| Craftable: | Yes |
| Nameable: | Yes |
| Craft No.?: | No |
| Medieval: | Yes |
| Reload type: | Recharge (22 seconds) |
| Available Qualities | |
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 Crit-a-Cola |
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| “ | You morons are about to catch a real beatin'.
Click to listen
— The Scout
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Crit-a-Cola, known in full as Bonk! Crit-a-Cola, is a secondary weapon for the Scout. It is a purple soda can manufactured by the Bonk! company, and sports the tagline 'Manliness guaranteed!'.
When the drink is ingested, it gives the Scout the ability to deal mini-crits for 8 seconds with any equipped weapon and increases speed by 25%. However, when consumed with the maximum speed of the Baby Face's Blaster, the movement speed only increases 2.5 units/second. Any damage taken while under the effect of Crit-a-Cola will be increased by 10%.
Contents
Function times
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| Effect | The user has increased movement speed by 25%, and gives mini-crits. Damage taken is increased 10%. | |
| Consumption time | 1.2 s | |
| Recharge time | 22 s | |
| Effect duration | 8 s | |
| Values are approximate and determined by community testing. | ||
Demonstration
Crafting
See also: Crafting
Blueprint
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As a crafting ingredient
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Strange variant
Related achievements
Scout
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Update history
April 28, 2010 Patch
- The Crit-a-Cola was added to the game.
April 29, 2010 Patch (119th Update)
- The "Retire the Runner" achievement was changed to apply to this weapon.
- [Undocumented] The Crit-a-Cola was given its own texture to match the backpack icon.
- [Undocumented] Added crafting recipe for the Crit-a-Cola.
June 10, 2010 Patch (Mac Update)
- [Undocumented] The liquid spill from readying a can of Crit-a-Cola is now purple, instead of the green that Bonk! Atomic Punch uses.
December 17, 2010 Patch (Australian Christmas)
- [Undocumented] The Crit-a-Cola was added to the crafting blueprint for the Buffalo Steak Sandvich.
- Fixed switching to the melee weapon instead of using the last weapon setting after drinking.
- The Crit-a-Cola was added to the weapon drop list.
- [Undocumented] The Crit-a-Cola was removed from the crafting blueprint for the Buffalo Steak Sandvich.
- Fixed a bug that allowed the Crit-a-Cola to be used repeatedly with no cooldown.
- Added community contributed response rules to the Crit-a-Cola.
- [Undocumented] Fixed the particle effect on the draw animation for the Crit-a-Cola not showing in censored version.
- Fixed Natascha's bullets preventing Scouts from using Crit-a-Cola.
June 27, 2012 Patch (Pyromania Update)
- Changed attributes:
- Added +25% increased movement speed while active.
- Increased duration from 6 to 8 seconds.
- Changed attributes:
- Removed Damage taken mini-crits.
- Added Damage taken increased 25%.
- [Undocumented] Added Collector's quality.
- [Undocumented] Added Strange quality.
- Changed attribute:
- Reduced damage taken increased from 25% to 10%.
Trivia
- As with Bonk! Atomic Punch, the Crit-a-Cola can uses a pull-tab opening mechanism; first invented in 1956, it was phased out with the current opening mechanism in the late 1970s.
- Crit-a-Cola was designed and created one day before its release.[1] Upon its release, it had the same texture and particle effects as Bonk! Atomic Punch.
- The weapon's name is a play on the popular soft-drink brand name Coca-Cola.
- The labels for Bonk! Atomic Punch and Crit-a-Cola list the ingredients as water, radiation, and sugar. Several lines of random letters also appear on the label itself.
Gallery
First-person view
Bonk! Crit-a-Cola label
References
- ↑ PC Gamer: 'Valve on the future of TF2', retrieved 2010-10-19
See also
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