Nessie's Nine Iron

Nessie's Nine Iron
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Kill Icons
Basic Information
Used by:	Demoman
Slot:	Melee
Contributed by:	Zipfinator
Released:	July 1, 2011 Patch (Summer Camp Sale)
Availability:	Drop, Craft, Purchase, Uncrate #22 or Chemistry Set (Collector's)
Tradable:	Yes
Giftable:	Yes
Craftable:	Yes
Nameable:	Yes
Craft No.?:	Yes
Medieval:	Yes
Available Qualities
Unique Collector's
Loadout Stats
Nessie's Nine Iron Level 1 - 100 Club This weapon has a large melee range and deploys and holsters slower No random critical hits -25 max health on wearer Gives increased speed and health with every head you take.

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Nessie's Nine Iron is a community-created melee weapon for the Demoman. It is a standard golf club with a brown grip.

This weapon functions identically to the Eyelander.

Taunting with Nessie's Nine Iron equipped will perform the Decapitation kill taunt.

Damage and function times

See also: Damage

Identical to: Bottle

Damage and function times
Damage type		Melee
Ranged or Melee damage?		Melee
Damage
Base damage	100%	65
Critical		195
Mini-crit		88
Function times
Attack interval		0.8 s
Values are approximate and determined by community testing.

Crafting

See also: Crafting

Blueprint

Class Token - Demoman		Slot Token - Melee		Scrap Metal		Possible Results
	+		+		=

Related achievements

 Demoman

Beat Me Up, Scotty Use a critical swing with the Eyelander to kill 5 enemy players. Brainspotting Decapitate 50 enemy players. Left 4 Heads Decapitate 4 players with only 10 seconds between each kill. Scotch Tap Glory in the slaughter of your enemies using the Eyelander.

Shorn Connery Decapitate a cloaked Spy. Slammy Slayvis Woundya Decapitate an enemy Soldier who is brandishing the Equalizer. The Scottish Play Get a melee kill while sticky jumping. There Can Be Only One Decapitate your nemesis.

Update history

July 1, 2011 Patch (Summer Camp Sale)

• Nessie's Nine Iron was added to the game.

July 12, 2011 [Item schema update]

• The Nessie's Nine Iron can now be used in crafting.
• The Nessie's Nine Iron was added to the drop system.

July 18, 2011 Patch

• The Nessie's Nine Iron can now be crafted.

August 9, 2011 Patch

• [Undocumented] Updated the kill icon of the Nessie's Nine Iron to remove a line from the top.

August 15, 2011 Patch

• [Undocumented] Updated the kill icon for Nessie's Nine Iron.

August 18, 2011 Patch

• [Undocumented] Updated the kill icon for Nessie's Nine Iron.

October 13, 2011 Patch (Manniversary Update & Sale)

• Updated community contributed response rules.

December 21, 2011 Patch

• Fixed missing forces for Demoman swords.

October 10, 2013 Patch

• Fixed Nessie's Nine Iron missing gameplay description.

October 29, 2013 Patch (Scream Fortress 2013)

• [Undocumented] Claiming heads with the Nessie's Nine Iron will make the Demoman's eye glow green.

November 12, 2013 Patch

• [Undocumented] Added Collector's quality.

November 21, 2013 Patch (Two Cities Update)

• Moved the eye glow position to Demoman’s eye patch. Changed the color to Cursed green.

December 17, 2015 Patch (Tough Break Update)

• Changed attribute:
  • Increased deploy and holster time penalty.

[Unknown Date]

• The head counter now resets when changing to another melee weapon, except when changing to a reskin.

Bugs

• Killing someone and then switching to another melee weapon with Resupply Locker will retain the eye effect on the Demoman.

Trivia

• The name of this weapon is derived from the mythical Loch Ness Monster (nicknamed Nessie), which is reputed to live in Loch Ness, Scotland.
• The modern 18 hole game of golf was invented in Scotland, the Demoman's homeland.
• Nessie's Nine Iron is a left-handed golf club.

Gallery

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  First-person view.

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  First-person view with Chargin' Targe.

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  First-person view with RED Festive Chargin' Targe.

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  First-person view with BLU Festive Chargin' Targe.

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  First-person view with Splendid Screen (Classic Style).

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  First-person view with Splendid Screen (Spike Style).

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  First-person view with Splendid Screen (Arrow Style).

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  First-person view with Splendid Screen (Spike and Arrow Style).

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  First-person view with Tide Turner.

See also

• Nessie's Nine Iron strategy