Benjamuffin
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Howdy, Iʻm Benjamuffin. As you can see from the banner above, I have started working on an original userpage (though I have added the mass-stolen buttons above). Previously I had used parts of Firestormʻs layout due to my lazy self (and because face it, heʻs awesome).
I (and a fellow Spy) created The Dalokohs Bar and originally signed up to keep the facts straight on it. However since then I have enjoyed being a member of the wiki. It gives me an opportunity to use my love of grammar and the English language. It also makes me feel rather clever when I use all these fancy page altering codes, so thatʻs good too.
I own a server, somewhat proudly called "The Dalokohs Creators Server". You can find the ip, forums and other information at the site
Contents
Some Guidelines!=
1) Maturity Regardless of how you carry yourself in reality, do NOT document swear words or vulgar language in your edit summary or anywhere on the wiki that is a technical "official spot". This is a place to bring out whatever maturity you have. When being social, fine, but when on the wiki, keep it bottled up please. It makes us look bad.
Examples: GOOD - "Uploaded with a better pose."
BAD - "Needed to upload a new one, I fucked up, he looks like he is wanking off"
Note: The above bad example, is surprisingly real.
2) Help Page It may seem a lot to go through, and it may seem like you can get away with not doing this, but if you have NEVER edited a wiki before, please, please, click the "help" link in the top left, it contains a lot of guidelines on what is and is not acceptable, and it would help a lot of the moderators and question solvers, from babysitting you, if you read that first. 3) Sign Your Posts This is said time and time again to new users, it is also written inside the edit page. SIGN YOUR POSTS. Otherwise, someone has to find out who edited that message into the page, and add an unsigned post message. It is simple, just put four tilde symbols in. For most users, the tilde will be to the left of the number one, in the top left of your keyboard. It looks like this ~. If all else fails, copy and paste mine four times!
Self-Made Dalokohs Bar
User boxes
Main Class
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Melee Weapons
Personal
Gaming
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Computer
Damage
- Base: 40 (28-54 damage)
- Mini-Crit: 54
- Critical Hit: 120, but only during Humiliation, charged via Kritzkrieg or during crit boost given after capturing intels.
- Backstab: 600% of the enemy's current health resulting in an instant kill if stabbed in the back (An arc of approximately 180° behind the player model).
Note: Yes thatʻs right... Iʻm a Spy. It seems all awesome people are.
Function times
- Eating Time: Lunch & Dinner. Though I eat between meals because Iʻm an individual and NO MANN makes me conform to their damn universal eating times!
Times are approximate and determined by community cooking.
Blueprint
Dalokohs Bar | 25px | Dalokohs Bar | 25px | Benjamuffin |
Trivia
- I like the color Blue (though this has nothing to do with my team choice, which shall remain to myself for now).
- I eat weird things, such as chicken and ice cream.
- I prefer Pepsi over Coca-Cola.
- I voice act.
- Iʻm right behind you.
See also
Hat Checklist
Iʻve always wanted a hat checklist. Awesome...
Weapon Checklist
I have a hat list... It seemed silly not to have a weapon one too.
Weapon Checklist | ||||||||||||||
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Scout |
Primary | |||||||||||||
Force-A-Nature |
Australium Force-A-Nature |
Shortstop |
Soda Popper |
Back Scatter |
Baby Face's Blaster |
Festive Scattergun |
Australium Scattergun |
Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I | ||||||
Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I |
Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I |
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I |
Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II |
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I |
Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.II |
Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I | ||||||||
Secondary | ||||||||||||||
Bonk! Atomic Punch |
Lugermorph |
Crit-a-Cola |
Mad Milk |
Winger |
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol |
Flying Guillotine |
Festive Bonk! Atomic Punch | |||||||
Mutated Milk |
C.A.P.P.E.R |
Festive Pistol | ||||||||||||
Melee | ||||||||||||||
Sandman |
Holy Mackerel |
Candy Cane |
Boston Basher |
Sun-On-A-Stick |
Fan O'War |
Three-Rune Blade |
Atomizer |
Batsaber | ||||||
Unarmed Combat |
Wrap Assassin |
Festive Bat |
Festive Holy Mackerel | |||||||||||
Soldier |
Primary | |||||||||||||
Direct Hit |
Black Box |
Rocket Jumper |
Liberty Launcher |
Cow Mangler 5000 |
Original |
Festive Rocket Launcher |
Beggar's Bazooka |
Air Strike | ||||||
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I |
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I |
Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I |
Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I |
Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I |
Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I |
Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II |
Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.II |
Australium Rocket Launcher |
Australium Black Box | |||||
Secondary | ||||||||||||||
Buff Banner |
Gunboats |
Battalion's Backup |
Concheror |
Mantreads |
Reserve Shooter |
Righteous Bison |
Festive Buff Banner |
B.A.S.E. Jumper |
Panic Attack | |||||
Melee | ||||||||||||||
Equalizer |
Pain Train |
Half-Zatoichi |
Disciplinary Action |
Market Gardener |
Escape Plan | |||||||||
Pyro |
Primary | |||||||||||||
Backburner |
Degreaser |
Phlogistinator |
Festive Flame Thrower |
Rainblower |
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I |
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I |
Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I |
Dragon's Fury |
Nostromo Napalmer | |||||
Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I |
Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I |
Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I |
Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II |
Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.II |
Australium Flame Thrower | |||||||||
Secondary | ||||||||||||||
Flare Gun |
Detonator |
Reserve Shooter |
Manmelter |
Scorch Shot |
Thermal Thruster |
Gas Passer |
Panic Attack | |||||||
Melee | ||||||||||||||
Axtinguisher |
Homewrecker |
Powerjack |
Back Scratcher |
Sharpened Volcano Fragment |
Maul |
Postal Pummeler |
Third Degree |
Hot Hand | ||||||
Lollichop |
Neon Annihilator |
Festive Axtinguisher |
Australium Axtinguisher | |||||||||||
Demoman |
Primary | |||||||||||||
Loch-n-Load |
Ali Baba's Wee Booties |
Bootlegger |
Loose Cannon |
Festive Grenade Launcher |
B.A.S.E. Jumper |
Iron Bomber |
Australium Grenade Launcher | |||||||
Secondary | ||||||||||||||
Chargin' Targe |
Scottish Resistance |
Sticky Jumper |
Splendid Screen |
Tide Turner |
Quickiebomb Launcher |
Festive Stickybomb Launcher |
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I |
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I |
Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I | |||||
Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I |
Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I |
Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.I |
Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II |
Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.II |
Australium Stickybomb Launcher |
Festive Chargin' Targe | ||||||||
Melee | ||||||||||||||
Eyelander |
Pain Train |
Scotsman's Skullcutter |
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker |
Ullapool Caber |
Claidheamh Mòr |
Half-Zatoichi |
Persian Persuader | |||||||
Nessie's Nine Iron |
Scottish Handshake |
Festive Eyelander |
Australium Eyelander | |||||||||||
Heavy |
Primary | |||||||||||||
Natascha |
Iron Curtain |
Brass Beast |
Tomislav |
Festive Minigun |
Huo-Long Heater |
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.I |
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.I | |||||||
Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.I |
Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.I |
Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I |
Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.I |
Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II |
Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.II |
Australium Minigun |
Australium Tomislav | |||||||
Secondary | ||||||||||||||
Sandvich |
Dalokohs Bar |
Buffalo Steak Sandvich |
Fishcake |
Family Business |
Robo-Sandvich |
Festive Sandvich |
Second Banana |
Panic Attack | ||||||
Melee | ||||||||||||||
Killing Gloves of Boxing |
Gloves of Running Urgently |
Warrior's Spirit |
Fists of Steel |
Eviction Notice |
Apoco-Fists |
Holiday Punch |
Bread Bite | |||||||
Engineer |
Primary | |||||||||||||
Frontier Justice |
Widowmaker |
Pomson 6000 |
Rescue Ranger |
Festive Frontier Justice |
Australium Frontier Justice |
Panic Attack | ||||||||
Secondary | ||||||||||||||
Lugermorph |
Wrangler |
Short Circuit |
C.A.P.P.E.R |
Festive Wrangler |
Giger Counter | |||||||||
Melee | ||||||||||||||
Golden Wrench |
Gunslinger |
Southern Hospitality |
Jag |
Eureka Effect |
Festive Wrench |
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.I |
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.I | |||||||
Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.I |
Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.I |
Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.I |
Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.I |
Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.II |
Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.II |
Australium Wrench | ||||||||
Medic |
Primary | |||||||||||||
Blutsauger |
Crusader's Crossbow |
Overdose |
Australium Blutsauger | |||||||||||
Secondary | ||||||||||||||
Kritzkrieg |
Quick-Fix |
Festive Medi Gun |
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I |
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I |
Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I |
Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I |
Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I | |||||||
Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.I |
Vaccinator |
Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II |
Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II |
Australium Medi Gun | ||||||||||
Melee | ||||||||||||||
Übersaw |
Vita-Saw |
Amputator |
Solemn Vow |
Festive Ubersaw | ||||||||||
Sniper |
Primary | |||||||||||||
Huntsman |
Sydney Sleeper |
Bazaar Bargain |
Machina |
Festive Sniper Rifle |
Hitman's Heatmaker |
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I |
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I |
Shooting Star |
Classic | |||||
AWPer Hand |
Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I |
Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I |
Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I |
Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I |
Festive Huntsman |
Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II |
Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.II |
Australium Sniper Rifle |
Fortified Compound | |||||
Secondary | ||||||||||||||
Jarate |
Razorback |
Darwin's Danger Shield |
Cozy Camper |
Cleaner's Carbine |
Australium SMG |
Festive Jarate |
Self-Aware Beauty Mark | |||||||
Melee | ||||||||||||||
Tribalman's Shiv |
Bushwacka |
Shahanshah | ||||||||||||
Spy |
Secondary | |||||||||||||
Ambassador |
Big Kill |
L'Etranger |
Enforcer |
Diamondback |
Festive Ambassador |
Australium Ambassador | ||||||||
Melee | ||||||||||||||
Your Eternal Reward |
Conniver's Kunai |
Big Earner |
Wanga Prick |
Sharp Dresser |
Spy-cicle |
Black Rose |
Festive Knife | |||||||
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.I |
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.I |
Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.I |
Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.I |
Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I |
Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.I |
Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.II |
Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.II |
Australium Knife | ||||||
PDA 2 | ||||||||||||||
Dead Ringer |
Cloak and Dagger |
Enthusiast's Timepiece |
Quäckenbirdt | |||||||||||
Building | ||||||||||||||
Festive Sapper |
Red-Tape Recorder |
Ap-Sap |
Snack Attack | |||||||||||
All classes |
Melee | |||||||||||||
Frying Pan† |
Saxxy |
Conscientious Objector† |
Freedom Staff† |
Bat Outta Hell† |
Memory Maker† |
Ham Shank† |
Golden Frying Pan |
Necro Smasher‡ |
Prinny Machete |
Crossing Guard† | ||||
Key | Obtained | Wanted | Unobtained | Previously but no longer possessed | ||||||||||
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