User:Thesupersmashbro

Jacob
Basic information
Type:	Student
Gender:	Male
Health:	> 9,000
Speed:	125%
Birth place:	Florida
Native language:	English
Age:	15
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Heavy
Favourite maps:	ctf_turbine
Favourite weapons:	Equalizer
Contact information
Website:	http://www.youtube.com/user/thesupersmashbro
Steam page:	http://steamcommunity.com/id/thesupersmashbro

Hi. My name is TheSmashBro. I first started playing TF2 in 2009 when my friend introduced me to the Orange Box on the Xbox 360. I later learned the extreme superiority that the PC version had over it. Ever since I've wanted that version. Then, I got it on Easter 2010. My hire date is April 4th, 2010.

User Boxes that descibe me

This user is a Mercenary.	This user drinks far too much Pepsi.	This user is American, pardner!	This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
This user plays TF2 on an Xbox 360.	This user prefers Half-Life 1.	This user enjoys Portal.	This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
This user owns The Orange Box.	This user thoroughly enjoyed the Engineer Update!	This user is an offensineer. "You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."	There's a Mac at this user's home.
This user's TF2 stats can be found here	en This user has a native understanding of English.	This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.	Has this user ever told you about the time he got Ellis' Cap?
This user owns the Frying Pan.	This user owns the Ghastlier Gibus.	This user has earned 0 of the 4 Ghostchievements. That's 0%!	g This user plays Garry's Mod.
This user is credit to team?... “Nope”	This user owns the Haunted Metal Scrap.	This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.	This user remembers it so you don't have to.
This user eats far too many sandviches.	This user knows his way around Photoshop.	This user loves the episodic adventures of the Freelance Police.	This user owns the Iron Curtain.
This user owns the Enthusiast's Timepiece.	This user owns the License to Maim.	This user owns the Lugermorph.	This user owns the Dangeresque, Too?
This user owns the Bounty Hat.	es-2 Este usuario tiene un conocimiento intermedio del español.	This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything.	This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.

All the items I have

I have at least one of every non-promotional item. That means no Sam & Max Weapons and no Golden Wrench. Before the Engie Update, the only item that I didn't have was the Crit a Cola. I later crafted it using Bonk! Atomic Punch and Kritzkreig. Then the Engie Update came out, I got all the unlocks, and I didn't have the Southern Hospitality. Then, I found it by drop, yay. When the Mann-Co. Update came out, my laptop was broken. I then got all of the new weapons thanks to trading and crafting. Then, the bloody Christmas update came out. I had to get another ass load of weapons. It was a bitch, but I gottam!!!

My currently small hat collection :(

The first hat that I got was the Ghastly Gibus. That was really easy. I later FOUND the Mining Light and the Stainless Pot two drops in a row. I was dumb enough to craft them together to make the Ye Olde Baker Boy. I later finally got enough metal to craft a hat, and the result was a Camera Beard.

Trading

This section is for the new purpose of TF2; trading. This is for showing what I want and what I'm selling.

Top Wants

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  Whiskered Gentleman

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  Le Party Phantom

Other wants

• Craftable Hats
• Metals

What I'm selling

• Duplicate Weapons
• Mann-Co. Supply Crates
• Spare hats I happen to get (don't expect many of these)

What I will never trade

• Weapons I only have one of.
• Any Hats from the store (duh)

• 

  Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

• 

  Sergeant's Drill Hat

• 

  Heavy Duty Rag

• 

  Texas Ten Gallon

• 

  Otolaryngologist's Mirror

• 

  Fancy Fedora

UserBoxes I made

This user plays TF2 on a console, but wishes they had it on a PC. Poor fella.

If you were from where this user was from, you'd be f#&kin' dead.

External Links

• My YouTube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/thesupersmashbro
• My TF2 backpack: http://www.tf2items.com/id/thesupersmashbro