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[Sco] Cooper Kid
Cooper Kid
Basic information
Icon: Flag of Scotland.png
Gender: Male
Birth place: Edinburgh
Native language: English Scottish
Age: 32
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes: Leaderboard class pyro.pngLeaderboard class demoman.pngLeaderboard class engineer.png
Favourite maps: Item icon Map Stamp - Frontier.pngItem icon Map Stamp - Turbine.png
Favourite weapons: Backpack Gunslinger.pngBackpack Degreaser.pngBackpack Claidheamh Mòr.png
Contact information
Website:
Steam page:
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
Contents [hide]
1 Hailsin
1.1 Innin
1.2 Aboot my Ain Sel
2 Ma Breukerbuists
2.1 Witterin
2.2 Ma Glamouriebuist
2.3 Achievements
2.4 Ithers
3 Bettered Wappens
4 Wikichievements
5 Eetems
6 Laidoot
7 Haundy Airtins

Hailsin ~ Welcome

Innin ~ Introduction

Howdy there, and thanks for visiting my userpage! I'm not here just now, but please feel free to look around. Remember to wipe your feet before entering, and don't touch anything - I've just polished my userboxes.

The name's Cooper Kid, an alias I use everywhere so if you're surfing around and spot another one it's more than likely to be me. Check out my Xfire profile to see what I'm playing!

Aboot my Ain Sel ~ About Me

You might be wondering what's up with the giant picture of the Demoman at the top of the page. Perhaps you'd like to know why there's a Saltire in the infobox. Maybe you're also intrigued by the heading titles on this page, which are written in Scots. Well, wonder no more, for the reason is - I'm Scottish. No relation to Mr. DeGroot, by the way. My hobbies include sailing, skiing (not at the same time), playing TF2 of course, and tinkering with computers (though I'm far more likely to break something than make it work any better). And for the record, yes, I do like haggis.

So, what am I doing on the Wiki? Well, it all started with the Claidheamh Mòr - or, more to the point, the tartan on the Claidheamh Mòr. Someone had asked what kind of tartan it was, and I couldn't resist trying to find out myself. After several hours of research, I discovered that it was in fact not a real tartan, so that was a bit of a fail. Unperturbed, I decided to try and find out the real Gaelic name for claymore as, shockingly, Claidheamohmor isn't actually a word. So, I added the correct spelling to the trivia and what do you know? Valve actually fixed it in the next patch! Ah, yes, my greatest achievement.

My next crusade involved figuring out how in God's name you're supposed to pronounce the bloody thing (yes, I have an unhealthy obsession with that sword), and after painstaking research (which was corrected almost immediately after I posted my findings) I decided to stick around and see what other useless information I could add. The sword's pronounced Clayf-more by the way. See, now you've learned something! Come back tomorrow and I'll teach you how to skin a crocodile.

The biggest thing I've done for the Wiki so far is probably to refurbish all of the class reference pages - they were horrendously cluttered and hard to navigate around (if you ever have a look at the old TF2 Wiki, you'll see what I mean). So, I re-wrote them, and added a ton of new stuff. It was actually a really fun little project; I learned a lot. Those guys at Valve really are geniuses.

So, apart from patrolling the pages of the Wiki, on the look out for stray commas, I keep a very close eye on my treasured references section. I also look after the Hat of the Week and Misc of the Week sections on the Hats and Miscellaneous items pages respectively. I wrote separate random generators to use to select each one - a very time-consuming process but something else I thoroughly enjoyed doing. I am now the proud owner of the 118th Wiki Cap! I started as a rookie editor in December 2010, and in a little over a year I think I've made an impact on some level - thanks of course to all the other contributors who have helped me along the way!

If you'd like a word, drop a line on my talk page and I'll get back to you. Apologies in advance for the delay, I need to water my cactus.

Ma Breukerbuists ~ My Userboxes

I make userboxes too! There's a whole page full of my creations here.

Witterin ~ Information

Flag of Scotland.png This breuker is Scottish, an naebody shoud think ithergates!
RED Wiki Cap.png This user owns a Wiki Cap.
en This user has a native understanding of English.
PeTI Icon.png This user participates in the Perpetual Testing Initiative. Their test chambers can be found here.


Steam tray.png This user has a Steam profile, which can be found here.
Dead heat.png This user has been an editor of the Team Fortress Wiki for 4839 days.


Achieved.png This user has earned 396 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 76%!
Dead Ringer.png This user has spent 1200 hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!
sc This user has a native understanding of Scots.
Backpack PDA builder.png This user builds public Userboxes for anyone's use.
gwrrrgh This user has no understanding of Welsh.
Xfire Logo.png This user has an Xfire profile, it can be found here.

Ma Glamouriebuist ~ My Computer

Windows Logo.png This user uses Microsoft Windows 7.
Intel Logo.png This user's computer has Intel inside.
NVIDIA logo.png This user games with NVIDIA GeForce.
Mouse Icon.png This user plays TF2 with a mouse.

Awairds ~ Achievements

Tf win multiplegames.png This user has earned 21 of the 47 general achievements. That's 45%!
Tf sleepy holl0wnd.jpg This user has earned 11 of the 28 Halloween achievements. That's 39%!
Thats a wrap.png This user has earned 4 of the 8 Replay achievements. That's 50%!
The Crucible.png This user has earned 9 of the 12 Foundry achievements. That's 75%!
Tf scout achieve progress1.png This user has earned 35 of the 41 Scout achievements. That's 85%!
Tf soldier achieve progress1.png This user has earned 34 of the 43 Soldier achievements. That's 79%!
Pyro achieve progress1.png This user has earned 38 of the 40 Pyro achievements. That's 95%!
Tf demo achieve progress1.png This user has earned 32 of the 44 Demoman achievements. That's 73%!
HeavyMilestone1.png This user has earned 34 of the 38 Heavy achievements. That's 89%!
Tf medic achieve progress1.png This user has earned 34 of the 39 Medic achievements. That's 87%!
Engineer progress1.jpg This user has earned 35 of the 38 Engineer achievements. That's 92%!
Tf sniper achieve progress1.png This user has earned 36 of the 42 Sniper achievements. That's 86%!
Tf spy achieve progress1.png This user has earned 36 of the 38 Spy achievements. That's 95%!

Ithers ~ Others

RED Level 1 Sentry Gun.png This user is buildin' a Sentry
Demoman Mercenary.png This user is a Mercenary.
Hire Date: 5th October 2010 12:22PM GMT


Outsmart Bullet.png This user has yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.
Spy No smoking.png No smoking please!
Backpack RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code.png This user isn't going to redeem his RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code.
Item icon Fists.png This user likes rowing.
Painted Dr. Whoa 3B1F23.png This user thinks bow ties are cool.
Sniper with croc set.png This user is a Croc-o-Style Sniper.
Item icon Claidheamh Mòr.png This user knows how to pronounce Claidheamh Mòr.
User Demopan.png This user is a Demopan.
“Stout Shako for 2 Refined!”


Mad Milk.png This user drinks far too much milk.

Bettered Wappens ~ Customised Weapons

Backpack Eyelander.png

Genuine Eyelander
Level 1305 Claymore
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
+100% chance of high treason
+75% chance of FREEDOM!!!

Backpack Tam O' Shanter.png

Genuine Tam O' Shanter
Level 1 Drunkard's Cap
+50% chance of a great night with the lads
+50% chance of an angry missus
+75% chance of witch encounter

Backpack Claidheamh Mòr.png

Claidheamh Mòr
Level 5 Swiss-made Sword
0.5 sec increase in charge duration
No random critical hits
-15 max health on wearer
+99.9% chance of mispronunciation

Wikiwairds ~ Wikichievements

Wikichievement Awarded by Date Reason Link
Dead heat.png

Quick Draw
Moderate the Recent Changes queue and quickly revert vandalism and low-quality edits.

Keisari September 24, 2011 Outsmarting moderator's bad edit. Here
Tf spy insurance fraud.png

It's the Little Things...
Provide a large amount of edits whose primary goals are to correct grammar, punctuation, etc.

EpicEric November 25, 2011 You've done several minor edits, and they were all helpful. I think you've deserved this one for quite some time. Keep on signing those talks! Here

Eetems ~ Items

Of what shall a man be proud?
[hide]Item checklist
Have Obtained Want Wanted Do Not Have Unobtained Used To Have Previously but no longer possessed Do Not Want Do not want
Have Obtained Want Wanted Do Not Have Unobtained Used To Have Previously but no longer possessed Do Not Want Do not want
Have Obtained Want Wanted Do Not Have Unobtained Used To Have Previously but no longer possessed Do Not Want Do not want
Have Obtained Want Wanted Do Not Have Unobtained Used To Have Previously but no longer possessed Do Not Want Do not want
Have Obtained Want Wanted Do Not Have Unobtained Used To Have Previously but no longer possessed Do Not Want Do not want
Have Obtained Want Wanted Do Not Have Unobtained Used To Have Previously but no longer possessed Do Not Want Do not want
Have Obtained Want Wanted Do Not Have Unobtained Used To Have Previously but no longer possessed Do Not Want Do not want
Have Obtained Want Wanted Do Not Have Unobtained Used To Have Previously but no longer possessed Do Not Want Do not want
Have Obtained Want Wanted Do Not Have Unobtained Used To Have Previously but no longer possessed Do Not Want Do not want
Have Obtained Want Wanted Do Not Have Unobtained Used To Have Previously but no longer possessed Do Not Want Do not want
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Laidoot ~ Loadout

Preparation is the key to success.
[hide]Loadout
  • Leaderboard class scout.png
  • Leaderboard class soldier.png
  • Leaderboard class pyro.png
  • Leaderboard class demoman.png
  • Leaderboard class heavy.png
  • Leaderboard class engineer.png
  • Leaderboard class medic.png
  • Leaderboard class sniper.png
  • Leaderboard class spy.png
Scout.png
Item icon Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.I.png Spectacularly Lethal Rust Botkiller Scattergun


Item icon Mad Milk.png Truly Feared "Lon Lon Milk"
"This milk is very nutritious! Drink it with © to recover your life energy!"


Item icon Sandman.png Sandman


Item icon Bonk Helm.png Bonk Helm


Item icon Bonk Boy.png Bonk Boy


Painted Essential Accessories B8383B.png Essential Accessories
Soldier.png
Item icon Direct Hit.png Face-Melting Direct Hit


Item icon Righteous Bison.png Righteous Bison


Item icon Disciplinary Action.png Disciplinary Action


Item icon Stout Shako.png Stout Shako


Item icon Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe.png Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe


Item icon Fancy Dress Uniform.png Fancy Dress Uniform
Pyro.png
Item icon Flame Thrower.png Rage-Inducing Flame Thrower


Item icon Shotgun.png Rage-Inducing Shotgun


Item icon Maul.png Maul


Item icon Wiki Cap.png Community Wiki Cap


Item icon Stockbroker's Scarf.png Comfortable Stockbroker's Scarf


Item icon Pyrotechnic Tote.png Pyrotechnic Tote
Demoman.png
Item icon Grenade Launcher.png Server-Clearing Grenade Launcher


Item icon Chargin' Targe.png Strange Chargin' Targe


Item icon Claidheamh Mòr.png Claidheamh Mòr


Item icon Reggaelator.png Unusual Reggaelator
Orbiting Fire


Item icon Dangeresque, Too.png Dangeresque, Too?


Item icon Bombinomicon.png Bombinomicon
Heavy.png
Item icon Iron Curtain.png Iron Curtain


Item icon Sandvich.png Vintage Sandvich


Item icon Fists of Steel.png Fists of Steel


Item icon Wiki Cap.png Community Wiki Cap


Item icon All-Father.png All-Father


Item icon Samson Skewer.png Samson Skewer
Engineer.png
Item icon Frontier Justice.png Spectacularly Lethal Frontier Justice


Item icon Lugermorph.png Lugermorph


Item icon Gunslinger.png Positively Inhumane Gunslinger


Item icon PDA Build.png PDA Build


Item icon Tin-1000.png Tin-1000


Item icon Pip-Boy.png Pip-Boy


Item icon Wingstick.png Wingstick
Medic.png
Item icon Overdose.png Overdose


Item icon Medi Gun.png Uncharitable Medi Gun


Item icon Vita-Saw.png Vita-Saw


Painted Alien Swarm Parasite A89A8C.png Alien Swarm Parasite


Item icon Physician's Procedure Mask.png Physician's Procedure Mask


Item icon Dr. Whoa.png Dr. Whoa
Sniper.png
Item icon Sydney Sleeper.png Wicked Nasty Sydney Sleeper
"That wasn't even a headshot!"


Item icon Darwin's Danger Shield.png Darwin's Danger Shield


Item icon Bushwacka.png Strange Bushwacka


Item icon Ol' Snaggletooth.png Ol' Snaggletooth


Painted Villain's Veil 729E42.png Villain's Veil


Painted Archer's Groundings 729E42.png Archer's Groundings
Spy.png
Item icon Ambassador.png "Ma Petite Chou-fleur"


Item icon Enthusiast's Timepiece.png Enthusiast's Timepiece


Item icon Silver Botkiller Knife.png Somewhat Threatening Silver Botkiller Knife


Item icon Electro Sapper.png Electro Sapper


Painted Killer Exclusive 654740.png Genuine Killer Exclusive


Item icon Dr. Whoa.png Dr. Whoa


Painted Made Man E6E6E6.png Made Man
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Haundy Airtins ~ Useful Links

Some links for my convenience - not yours. No touchy!