Marxman

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For the achievement of the same name, see Heavy achievements.
What did they expect?
The Spy delivering a punchline

The Marxman is a community-created promotional cosmetic item for all classes. It is a pair of Groucho glasses, with round, grey lenses, a black frame, brown moustache and eyebrows, and some tape on the bridge and left temple.

This item has two styles, named "No Cigar" and "Yes, Cigar". The "Yes, Cigar" style adds a cigar to the glasses.

This item was awarded in Genuine quality to players who pre-purchased Sleeping Dogs on Steam before August 14, 2012, and August 17, 2012 in Europe.

The Marxman was later contributed to the Steam Workshop, at Valve's request.

Painted variants

Main article: Paint Can
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[hide]Painted variants
  • No Cigar
  • Yes, Cigar
No Cigar
Single colors
Painted Marxman E6E6E6.png Painted Marxman D8BED8.png Painted Marxman C5AF91.png Painted Marxman 7E7E7E.png
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge Color No. 216-190-216 Peculiarly Drab Tincture Aged Moustache Grey
Painted Marxman 141414.png Painted Marxman 2D2D24.png Painted Marxman 694D3A.png Painted Marxman 7C6C57.png
A Distinctive Lack of Hue After Eight Radigan Conagher Brown Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Painted Marxman A57545.png Painted Marxman CF7336.png Painted Marxman E7B53B.png Painted Marxman F0E68C.png
Muskelmannbraun Mann Co. Orange Australium Gold The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Painted Marxman E9967A.png Painted Marxman FF69B4.png Painted Marxman 7D4071.png Painted Marxman 51384A.png
Dark Salmon Injustice Pink as Hell A Deep Commitment to Purple Noble Hatter's Violet
Painted Marxman 2F4F4F.png Painted Marxman 424F3B.png Painted Marxman 808000.png Painted Marxman 729E42.png
A Color Similar to Slate Zepheniah's Greed Drably Olive Indubitably Green
Painted Marxman 32CD32.png Painted Marxman BCDDB3.png
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime A Mann's Mint
Team colors
Painted Marxman A89A8C.png Painted Marxman 839FA3.png Painted Marxman 3B1F23.png Painted Marxman 18233D.png
Waterlogged Lab Coat (RED) Waterlogged Lab Coat (BLU) Balaclavas Are Forever (RED) Balaclavas Are Forever (BLU)
Painted Marxman B8383B.png Painted Marxman 5885A2.png Painted Marxman 483838.png Painted Marxman 384248.png
Team Spirit (RED) Team Spirit (BLU) Operator's Overalls (RED) Operator's Overalls (BLU)
Painted Marxman 803020.png Painted Marxman 256D8D.png Painted Marxman 654740.png Painted Marxman 28394D.png
The Value of Teamwork (RED) The Value of Teamwork (BLU) An Air of Debonair (RED) An Air of Debonair (BLU)
Painted Marxman C36C2D.png Painted Marxman B88035.png Painted Marxman UNPAINTED.png
Cream Spirit (RED) Cream Spirit (BLU) Unpainted
Yes, Cigar
Single colors
Painted Marxman E6E6E6 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman D8BED8 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman C5AF91 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 7E7E7E Yes, Cigar.png
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge Color No. 216-190-216 Peculiarly Drab Tincture Aged Moustache Grey
Painted Marxman 141414 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 2D2D24 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 694D3A Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 7C6C57 Yes, Cigar.png
A Distinctive Lack of Hue After Eight Radigan Conagher Brown Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Painted Marxman A57545 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman CF7336 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman E7B53B Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman F0E68C Yes, Cigar.png
Muskelmannbraun Mann Co. Orange Australium Gold The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Painted Marxman E9967A Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman FF69B4 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 7D4071 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 51384A Yes, Cigar.png
Dark Salmon Injustice Pink as Hell A Deep Commitment to Purple Noble Hatter's Violet
Painted Marxman 2F4F4F Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 424F3B Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 808000 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 729E42 Yes, Cigar.png
A Color Similar to Slate Zepheniah's Greed Drably Olive Indubitably Green
Painted Marxman 32CD32 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman BCDDB3 Yes, Cigar.png
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime A Mann's Mint
Team colors
Painted Marxman A89A8C Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 839FA3 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 3B1F23 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 18233D Yes, Cigar.png
Waterlogged Lab Coat (RED) Waterlogged Lab Coat (BLU) Balaclavas Are Forever (RED) Balaclavas Are Forever (BLU)
Painted Marxman B8383B Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 5885A2 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 483838 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 384248 Yes, Cigar.png
Team Spirit (RED) Team Spirit (BLU) Operator's Overalls (RED) Operator's Overalls (BLU)
Painted Marxman 803020 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 256D8D Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 654740 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman 28394D Yes, Cigar.png
The Value of Teamwork (RED) The Value of Teamwork (BLU) An Air of Debonair (RED) An Air of Debonair (BLU)
Painted Marxman C36C2D Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman B88035 Yes, Cigar.png Painted Marxman UNPAINTED Yes, Cigar.png
Cream Spirit (RED) Cream Spirit (BLU) Unpainted
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Styles

Main article: Styles
Styles
Painted Marxman UNPAINTED.png
Painted Marxman UNPAINTED Yes, Cigar.png
No Cigar Yes, Cigar

Update history

August 2, 2012 Patch (Triad Pack)

  • The Marxman was added to the game.

August 15, 2012 Patch (Mann vs. Machine Update)

September 13, 2012 [Item schema update]

November 12, 2013 Patch

July 7, 2016 Patch #1 (Meet Your Match Update)

  • [Undocumented] Added Strange quality.

Trivia

  • The styles of this item are a reference to a popular idiom "Close, but no cigar", meaning someone has come close to succeeding but failed.

Gallery

See also