Farmageddon

Farmageddon
Basic Information
Developer(s):	Unknown
Map Info
Environment:	Farmland
Setting:	Night
Hazards:	Skeletons, Combine harvester
Map Photos
Map Overview
Map Stamp
Supporters Leaderboard

“

Badlands' Biggest Pumpkin has come to life and is going on a rampage. Both Blu and Red have been hired to deal with it, and you know they aren't going to work together. — Farmageddon publicity blurb

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Farmageddon is a community-created Player Destruction map. It takes place on a large farm after a record-breaking pumpkin has mutated into a monster. The mercenaries have been tasked with collecting Weed Killer in order to stop the pumpkin’s reign of havoc. During the match, the pumpkin will periodically lie dormant before waking up for the players to go inside of it to deposit Weed Killer pickups. They will be transported inside the pumpkin and have to navigate to its beating heart to deposit the Weed Killer and be transported back to the main match. During the times where the pumpkin is awake, scarecrows, who are reskinned Skeletons, will spawn and attack anyone close enough, dropping large Weed Killers on death. This map also features its own announcer, that being the Farmer.

Farmageddon was contributed to the Steam Workshop.

Announcer lines

The Farmer is voiced by MegapiemanPHD .

Round start

"Alright y'all, gotta get as much weed killer from those other guys as possible." "Fight!" "Get that weed killer!" "Go on get it!" "Now go, go, go!" "Go! Collect those jugs!

Match ending

"Sixty seconds left to go!" "Thirty seconds to go!" "Five" "Four" "Three" "Two" "One!"

Round win

"Y'all did it, the pumpkin's dead." "They've killed the pumpkin! Nice job!" "Ya saved the farm!" "Ya saved the farm."

Round loss

"The pumpkin's dead no thanks to you losers." "Ya let them kill the pumpkin! That was our job." "Ya done lost."

Pumpkin is open

"Quick! Get inside the pumpkin." "Go drop off the weed killer, in the pit!" "Hop on in there while he's got his mouth open." "Get in there, poison the heart."

Pumpkin is closed

"He's falling back asleep." "Oh, his mouth is closing!" "He's closing back up, look out!" "The pumpkin's closing again."

Scarecrows have spawned

"Watch out! He's got friends." "Careful! He's summoning scarecrows." "Uh oh, here come the scarecrows!" "Scarecrows!"

Celebration

"Yeeha!" "Yeeha!" "Yeeha!" "Yeeha!" "Yeeha!"

Pumpkin lines

Morice is voiced by blaholtzen (said in a dracula vo , imitating Nolan North's voice for the "Pumpkin Bomb".

Being approached

"Ey, happy Halloween or whatever." "What's the matter, ya never seen a live pumpkin before?" "What are you, some kinda "looking-at-pumpkins" guy?" "What are you, the pumpkin inspector?" "Ey you look familiar, ever been to Millhaven?" (See Unhappy Returns, page 14.) "Ya know my mother always said I looked good in orange." "Ey, I'm pumpkin here!" "Look, you're not makin' a pie outta me, alright?" "Don't mind me, I'm just decoration." "What are ya RED team? BLU team? I can only see green." "Trick-or-treat, gimme ya money." "Ey I'm gettin' real sicka ya face." "Buzz off, alright?"

Locations

• Grain Shed: The barrier building between Spawn and the Machine Shed.
• Road: Flanking around the Grain Shed is a dirt road. Several medium health and ammo packs are found here, in addition to pumpkin bombs.
  • Hayrack Ride: Elevated platform on the outer bend of the Road.
• Machine Shed: This is the largest building on the map, encompassing the entire central section of Farmageddon and containing the monster pumpkin that players fight around.
  • Combine: There is a deadly Combine on one side of Farmhouse. Acting as an Environmental death, it will swiftly shred anyone who dares to get too close.
  • Machine Room: Opposite the Combine, a small wooden ledge with humming machines can be found. It offers good High ground advantage and leads up to the pumpkin's top.

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  The Machine Shed

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  The combine within the Machine Shed

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  RED Grain Shed

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  The exterior of the RED Grain Shed

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  BLU Grain Shed

Strategy

Main article: Community Farmageddon strategy

Update history

October 5, 2021 Patch (Scream Fortress 2021)

• Added Farmageddon to the game.

October 8, 2021 Patch

• Optimizations.
• Fixed asymmetrical doorways.
• Fixed players being pushed into the ground instead of killed when Gourdon's mouth closes.

October 22, 2021 Patch

• Minor lighting changes to brighten up a few spots
• Updated .nav mesh to fix scarecrows not chasing players
• Minor detail changes
• Updated announcer lines so they are easier to hear
• Removed general damage in the capture area while the point is unlocked

Trivia

• The map's name is a combination of the words "Farm" and "Armageddon", the latter of which is a term generally used for end of the world scenarios.
• The sentient pumpkin from the Gargoyles and Gravel comic is in each spawn room, responding to players if they approach it. The pumpkin is named Morice and is voiced by blaholtzen (said in a dracula vo , imitating Nolan North's take on the character.

Gallery

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  A scarecrow

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  A small Weed Killer pickup

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  A large Weed Killer pickup