Stapler's Specs

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I believe you have my stapler.
— The Stapler's Specs publicity blurb

The Stapler's Specs is a community-created cosmetic item for all classes. It gives the mercenary a pair of glasses with a light brown frame with two bridges, the lower one being gray, as well as a small bushy paintable mustache. When worn by the Demoman, the left lens is broken.

The Stapler's Specs was contributed to the Steam Workshop.

Painted variants

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Single colors
Painted Stapler's Specs E6E6E6.png Painted Stapler's Specs D8BED8.png Painted Stapler's Specs C5AF91.png Painted Stapler's Specs 7E7E7E.png
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge Color No. 216-190-216 Peculiarly Drab Tincture Aged Moustache Grey
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A Distinctive Lack of Hue After Eight Radigan Conagher Brown Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Painted Stapler's Specs A57545.png Painted Stapler's Specs CF7336.png Painted Stapler's Specs E7B53B.png Painted Stapler's Specs F0E68C.png
Muskelmannbraun Mann Co. Orange Australium Gold The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Painted Stapler's Specs E9967A.png Painted Stapler's Specs FF69B4.png Painted Stapler's Specs 7D4071.png Painted Stapler's Specs 51384A.png
Dark Salmon Injustice Pink as Hell A Deep Commitment to Purple Noble Hatter's Violet
Painted Stapler's Specs 2F4F4F.png Painted Stapler's Specs 424F3B.png Painted Stapler's Specs 808000.png Painted Stapler's Specs 729E42.png
A Color Similar to Slate Zepheniah's Greed Drably Olive Indubitably Green
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The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime A Mann's Mint
Team colors
Painted Stapler's Specs A89A8C.png Painted Stapler's Specs 839FA3.png Painted Stapler's Specs 3B1F23.png Painted Stapler's Specs 18233D.png
Waterlogged Lab Coat (RED) Waterlogged Lab Coat (BLU) Balaclavas Are Forever (RED) Balaclavas Are Forever (BLU)
Painted Stapler's Specs B8383B.png Painted Stapler's Specs 5885A2.png Painted Stapler's Specs 483838.png Painted Stapler's Specs 384248.png
Team Spirit (RED) Team Spirit (BLU) Operator's Overalls (RED) Operator's Overalls (BLU)
Painted Stapler's Specs 803020.png Painted Stapler's Specs 256D8D.png Painted Stapler's Specs 654740.png Painted Stapler's Specs 28394D.png
The Value of Teamwork (RED) The Value of Teamwork (BLU) An Air of Debonair (RED) An Air of Debonair (BLU)
Painted Stapler's Specs C36C2D.png Painted Stapler's Specs B88035.png Painted Stapler's Specs UNPAINTED.png
Cream Spirit (RED) Cream Spirit (BLU) Unpainted

Update history

July 25, 2019 Patch (Summer 2019 Pack)

  • The Stapler's Specs was added to the game.

Trivia

  • This item is based off on Milton Waddams, a fictional character from the movie "Office Space", who also had similar glasses and mustache. The name of the cosmetic is also a reference to the movie, being named "Stapler's Specs" is a nod to Milton's obsessive behaviour with his red Swingline stapler in the movie.

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